Infernum

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this is MY world. and it isnt free to look at. i have two plans, pay-per-view or monthly. if this isnt the first time youve seen this message, you're mostly likly on the monthly plan. good job.
but if this is... well, too bad for you. look insdie your wallet. thirty of your nation;s currency has just gone mimssing. it is in MY possession now! hah! that's what you get for not subscribing to the monthly plan
for the suckers who lost the thirty, i'll cut you some slack. in all honesty, that was a bit harsh on my part. i mean, it's not everyday you meet a transdimensional thief as handsome as i am. what could you possibly have done about it? so, my deal. pay twenty a month, and ill let you look at a second copy of this info for absolutely 25% off! that's right folks! 25% off!!
sign up now
no rainchecks
~infernum