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| Watermelon | |
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| Monarch | |
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Alive
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| Location |
Vayu Peninsula
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| Element |
Plantlife?
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| Kanohi |
Unnecessary
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| Tools |
Infinite strength, unmatched intellect
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I am Watermelon, rightful ruler of the Fruit Kingdom. My domain stretches unto all ends of the earth; where there is fruit, therein lies my country and kin.
History[]
Ah. It appears it is my time in the limelight. Allow me to recount my illustrious life.
I was once a lonely little fruit sitting with a pile of my wondrous brethren in a quiet little stall in Xeno Nui's open air market. If I may clarify, this was in Faxis Beach.
It is not easy being a watermelon. To be frank, I had resigned myself to a life of solitude, until the day when I would be cracked apart, eaten, and left to rot. Such is the life of a watermelon.
But, not for this particular watermelon.
A kind Toa of Sonics took in this poor fruit and cared for me as if I were her own child, constantly petting me and carrying me in her arms. It was the start of something incredible. A new epoch had dawned upon me and I seized upon the chance.
That Toa was none other than ✌︎❍︎♏︎♋︎. After that fateful day, Amea and I were inseparable and we ruled over the Kingdom of Fruit side-by-side, as rightful King and Queen of the Fruits. We were adored and loved and we ruled justly for many a decade.
However, all good things come to an end. My lifespan was pitifully short, and I soon felt the early stages of rot overcoming me. However, the Toa who had taken me in was just as resourceful as she was kind. She gently pried open me, and planted my seeds in the soft, loamy earth. Before long, my descendants began to experience the same love and compassion I myself had.
I can die happy, knowing that ✌︎❍︎♏︎♋︎ would continue to love and care for watermelons her whole life.
Analysis[]
The Watermelon is by far the most curious entity in all of the Universe. No, that is not entirely correct, it is the most curious entity in all of two Universes. Texts and annals by previous scholars and Great Beings have recorded strange anomalies surrounding this seemingly sentient fruit. I have chronicled as much as I could within my encyclopedia, but it is worth mentioning here that Watermelon is the only object, animate or inanimate, to have crossed between the Infernum and Xaedan, that is, Canto, Universes.
There is only one Watermelon, and the presence of it, or him, is seamlessly transferred between the break of the two timelines. It is almost as if he is an anchor of some sort, tying the two Universes together.
Trivia[]
- "Be Free, Our Motherland" was written by Gabriel El-Registan and Sergey Mikhalkov. It was composed by Alexander Alexandrov.